mathprofessorquotes:

An excerpt from my Statistics professor’s textbook. 

mathprofessorquotes:

An excerpt from my Statistics professor’s textbook. 

pupchan:

being proud of something and NO one caresimage

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lawebloca:

Friends

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And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times. Wait But Why - How to Pick Your Life Partner (via ckmx)

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me. — Charlotte Green, You Say You Don’t Want A Boyfriend, But You Know That’s Not True (via krook)

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